But this is the internet
Therefore everything you post is likely to be a lie. And lets face it, you would look even more of a simpering cunt if you posted "Mike woz ere explained to me how to post individual replies on the Off Topic Board".

I'm sure the deafening indifference to your reply would have been just that much harder to take if you hadn't claimed to have worked it out yourself*.


* insert constipated accountant joke here
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:12, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

What are you making up, now?
I did work it out for myself, it wasn't very difficult.
Are you alright?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:13, Reply)

This comment is on the OT board
therefore, by your own insistence, it must be a lie.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:15, Reply)

Finally. A break-through!
The next time somebody breaks down in public on the internet for attention, I'm going to use our excellent replying shortcut to point out that you too think they lie for attention.

Excellent.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:18, Reply)

Well, you can do
but it's a completely circular argument isn't it, you're obviously lieing when you accuse them of lieing and so on and so forth.

Not worth the hassle.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:19, Reply)

You're still to acknowledge me as a leader of b3ta, you know?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:22, Reply)

But you don't know how to use commas correctly
And you've gone and started another thread before you finished on this one. So i'm afraid that puts you right back down to nobby nobody stakes again.

That's just the way it is.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:24, Reply)

You start many sentences with "and", but I don't point it out.
It's not difficult to be a classy, even on the internet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:27, Reply)

There's honestly been a couple times now where you've argued with your own point.
I might as well leave for a bit. You could go for another half hour or so.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:28, Reply)

Sadly
all I am reading in that is "Damn, damn, damn, I have no friends, my penis is substantially below average length when fully erect, I couldn't peel my satsuma and someone on the internet made logical points I couldn't refute simply by saying how important I was. Better go and pleasure myself behind the bins"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:38, Reply)

Precisely
But I'm not claiming to be a champion, am I?

So until you can demonstrate that you have been posting for a whole week without any basic grammatical errors, you will remain a tragic little troll.

Do feel free to show me when you have completed your week though, and I'll happily say you're a champ.

Checking may take me some time though, what with me having both a job and a social life.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:30, Reply)

Back we go again!
"If you were really a b3ta champion you would be able to reply to us individually."
You say people who are b3ta champions knew how to do that.
Before I worked it out.


:(
That's very two-faced, right there.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:41, Reply)

No it isn't
that's just a case of you simply being wrong. And that's gone an extended my time limit to two weeks.

You can keep going if you want, but it's only going to get harder to prove your worth.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:55, Reply)

Oh noes! Someone is wrong on the internet!
Just so you know, I'm really riled and angry and jolly annoyed now at the thought of you quoting Al out of context. You must be stopped, you must be corrected and punished, we must burn you in a pit of 100000 flames.

You, sir, are a bounder and a cad.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:22, Reply)