piece of piss
you consult them on their culinary tastes.

then create a personal illustrated menu with matching place cards

cook they food (they pay for)

if its a bloke - get the rest of the team round for a personal cheerleading thing *pervs*

if its a chick - unlikely and potentially a bit creepy - offer her a netball lesson

when you leave leave the kitchen spotless

any erm pics of you in a netball skirt you wish to offer would help me 'promote' your services

*smarms*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:46, Reply)