I had some antibiotics for a kidney infection when I came out of hospital (for something else) last year
that had similarly strict instructions, most of which I tried to ignore, in usual fashion, which turned out to be an error in terms of alcohol etc (thanks to my GP for giving me incorrect sweeping general advice a few years previously)

They made me hallucinate when I smoked weed!

Can't remember what they're called otherwise I'd probably try and score some.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:59, Reply)