well you'll laugh at this
i actually shoved the earings through the long dormant holes in my ears

i had my first piercing around 1985 and the second george michael nonsense followed around 87.

i have not worn earrings since the early nineties

it hurt a bit. but not as much as it it did to look at the state of me in the mirror, even beckham would have stuggled to carry these babies off - i looked like a cross between liz taylor and a t rex in drag.

so no that wont work

the FUCKING STUNNING ring fits on my pinkie - just up to the first knuckle

i look like jimmy saville-krankie

so no there is no clever subterfuge

they will be flung in the laptop bag next to as many keys coins iPods and phones as i can muster

if my asre squeaks going through customs then at least it will be tight flesh not hidden trinkets
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:07, Reply)