I don't believe you
there's no such place, you're just making it up.

I can't imagine a /talker ever being funny, and I didn't come to b3ta to talk about normal stuff.

How's your scrotum?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:22, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

It's a bit itchy
It's quite warm under my desk, which has caused a little sweating.

How's your perineum?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:25, Reply)

It's lonely
it's been a long, long time since I've found anybody dirty enough to lick my gooch :(
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:40, Reply)

You should wash more thoroughly
or at least keep a flannel in your bedside cabinet.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:43, Reply)

My perineum is already lovely and clean
I wash it with Cillit Bang every night, it's a woman (or man) who's filthy enough to stick their nose up my backside and tongue around my bald patch that I need.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:47, Reply)