It doesn't upset you, does it?
You're above it all, aren't you?


Why can't you let it go, then?
You come on here and call me names as quickly as you can.



Come on internet. Calm down, you big slab of misery!
You'll probably wish to discuss the times you bullied JMG at one of your b4shes. You can look really tough in front of girls, offline.

Embrace your superior, fatty! Etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:44, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

I really am above it all
getting all het-up over it isn't going to do anybody any good.

I don't want to let it go, you're right, I could easily just click 'ignore', but I like responding to your posts because I know that you'll never come back with anything wittier than 'you're fat and I'm superior'.

I call you names because every time you're here you call everybody fat and claim that you're superior, and it's the most boring thing that I've ever read. I'm just trying to liven it up a little.

Lots of love, your superior, you thick-as-pig-shit internet fatty.
(Jam Mister Geordie wants to build bridges, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:49, Reply)

Hey!
Who wants to watch me harass some local schoolchildren?


Name calling.. Again.....
Tut. Tut. Tut.
(Jam Master etc, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:52, Reply)

Ahhh....
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call you fat, or claim to be your superior, I was just copying somebody who thinks they're cool.

...and I didn't realise that you were a schoolchild, I should have guessed really.
(Jam Mister Geordie wants to build bridges, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:57, Reply)