Can we place all our fat moaning at JMG in this thread to avoid it being spread out over a large area?
I'm providing a service for you housewhales and Games Workshoppers.
You may wish to raise a complaint, or make something up about me.


Please file your point under:
a) Complaint
or
b) Lies


Thank you.
No fat birds.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:14, 53 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No fat birds?
You've just alienated 75% of QOTW you silly Geordie.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:16, Reply)

THIS IS TERRIBLY IMPORTANT! JMG IS POSTING AND HE'S VERY IMPOTENT!
Seeing as I'm not fat bird I'm allowed to post here and say that lying about JMG is very bad.

He's very clever.

You should read everything he correctly says as it's very relevant.

Online.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:17, Reply)

This is the correct response to a JMG thread

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:19, Reply)

Watching you trying to be sarcastic is like watching a dog trying to ride a bike.
Oh, and feel free to follow this up a tedious and entirely predictable comment about how witty I am. Not that you need my permission anyway.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:20, Reply)

Stop trying so hard! Girl on the internet!
You're only doing this to get some level 40 horse man or something jealous at me.
Admit it!


I do not wish to be a pawn in your acne popping game.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:20, Reply)

No woodsider, I was going to call you a self satisfied smug cunt but you pre-empted me.

(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:21, Reply)

JMG! What acne popping game?
This is all lies! Lies!

Someone is upset.

Online.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:22, Reply)

Who's upset?
I think you're supposed to reply, starting with "This goes under b)".
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:23, Reply)

If it's relevant and makes you feel important JMG
Then file it under (b)
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:24, Reply)

What a stupid answer.
You're going to have to up your game to hold conversation with JMG.
Make sense man.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:29, Reply)

Isn't it the highlight of QOTW when I'm on?
I'm excellent.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:31, Reply)

No! The great JMG! He Wobbles! Wobbles!
He's upset :-(
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:31, Reply)

You're getting all fat and random, now.
:(

Stop making things up. We're trying to CLEANSE QOTW!
Come on!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:33, Reply)

Fat and random?
What lies are these?

JMG is upset.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:34, Reply)

Why are you keep telling people I'm upset?
You're supposed to be filing all these desperate lies under "B".

Come on Slugger!
I've decided you fancy me. I'm using QOTW logic.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:37, Reply)

Busted
Shit.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:38, Reply)

*The NO FAT BIRDS Flares*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:39, Reply)

But JMG you must be upset
To use wobblesome words like "fat".

Online.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:41, Reply)

You're new to b3ta. I'll give you some moan space on this issue.
But because I use the term "fat", doesn't mean people are upset.
I don't know how school went for you, but if everybody who called you fat was in tears at the time, I can only feel sorrow for those tearful fairies.

You probably wish to say sorry to me, right now.
I can't be held responsible for other people's actions.
Saying all that. I AM very popular and important.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:42, Reply)

It's okay JMG
You may discuss your inadequacies here on QOTW without fear of rebuke or ridicule.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:44, Reply)

Are your eyes in alright?
You seem to have trouble picking up on these here letters.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:49, Reply)

We best hurry up.
At some point a large male's going to show up and get grumpy out loud at me.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:49, Reply)

You're used to large males showing up and making you feel inadequate?

(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:52, Reply)

Do they hurt you JMG? Anally?

(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:53, Reply)

No.
I sense you're putting weight on.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:54, Reply)

Ah! JMG responds to my probing with a "fat" remark.
Bad JMG!

Inadequate JMG!
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:56, Reply)

You keep telling me I'm upset.
:(


This two-full faced moaning at JMG isn't fair.
Don't worry though, I'm still very much on top form.

You may wish to ignore most of the words used, here.
How much do you weigh?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:04, Reply)

Two full-faced moaning?
That was clumsy sarcasm JMG, I expected much better from you than that.

Do you get off on asking women their weight?
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:08, Reply)

Yeah. Let's agree to save time.
How much do you weigh?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:09, Reply)

How much do YOU weigh?
it's clearly important to you. It makes you feel like a man doesn't it JMG?
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:11, Reply)

Sure!
That's not fair.. How much do you weigh?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:13, Reply)

How small is your cock?
This small?

Or this small?

_{or maybe this small?}
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:14, Reply)

It's massive.
How big is yours?

This dodging issue is going to have to clear up.
It's QOTW, you're all loud and open on these issues if it guarantees a bit of attention.


I thought you were a team player.
:(
Open up in front of the internet's hero.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:17, Reply)

You're wobbling. And upset.
Online.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:17, Reply)

This is honestly the same stuff you were coming out with half an hour ago and beyond.
Come on internet. At least try and hold a basic level of banter.
It's almost as if you just HAVE to reply, now.

Do you want to get back to saying how great I am?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:21, Reply)

But you JMG the people's champion are posting LIES ON QOTW!
And if you're posting lies about your _cock then you've set the precedent.

It's teh internet afterall.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:22, Reply)

How do you know I'm lying?
:(

Oh internet. Think these replies out!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:29, Reply)

*The JMG Anthem*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:31, Reply)

Precedent JMG, precedent.
I tire of this exchange. Clearly we have an impasse, a stalemate.

You've posted lies on QOTW JMG, I expected so much more from the People's Champion than this unsatisfying if direct line of questioning.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:33, Reply)

interesting
what be the jmg anthem?

we could have another poll with everyone's suggestions.

jerusalem?
i like big small butts and i cannot lie?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:35, Reply)

I often let people hear the song of their own choosing, in their head.
It saves time from the regular "YMCA" replies I usually get from "Team Double Helping of Chips".
That's people on the internet who love to talk about dinner amongst other fans.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:37, Reply)

You've decided I'm lying.
I can't win if you're going to be bullish and stubborn like a big fat rhino refusing to leave the buffet at a wedding.
A wedding for rhinos.


I've decided you won't tell me your weight because it's massive.
I wouldn't make FUN of it. I'd understand.
I'm a people person. Feel free to tell your friends on the internet I allowed you to converse near me.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:36, Reply)

Because
Your argument is insignificant, small and unsatisfying JMG.

It barely touches the sides.

Everybody is massive on the internet. Even me.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:37, Reply)

I'm not trollsome.
Stop being fat and miserable because popularity is on the internet near you.

Share the attention with those more likely to receive it.
Play fair to your fellow internet user.


You're new. You just struggle to cope with JMG. It's ok.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:40, Reply)

ymca?
no no no.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:40, Reply)

It's not for me, either.
But it must be said. Nice hats.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:42, Reply)

But JMG! Think of all the attention this thread has gotten you
does it make you feel manly?

does it make you feel adequate?
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:43, Reply)

Gloria, you're one person who I don't know.
It's hard to get my jollies after so long at the top.
No offence.


I was gaz'ed with people feeling you're still just upset at me because I know Baldmonkey.
That'd be very silly, if true.

Chin up.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:44, Reply)

None taken JMG
Baldmonkey has nothing to do with this, he is merely very unfunny in a very unfunny way. Its so sad.

You on the other hand come promising to entertain...

And credit where it's due, you do.

Compared to baldmonkey.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:48, Reply)

I'm head and shoulders above everybody else.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:49, Reply)

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.

(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:50, Reply)

I've been nothing but frank and honest.
I'm often asked to solve world issues.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:52, Reply)

what about the
oftentimes poor reception for baldmonkey's posts, right here, on qotw, offtopic, online? can you resolve that, o jmg?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:57, Reply)