If I have to hear this version of Hallelujah one more time
I'm going to run amok with an AK47 in a town centre full of Christmas shoppers. It really does make me that cross.

And the person I share an office with won't turn Radio 1 off cos I was late for my lift this morning, cunt.

I'm thinking of starting a 'ban melisma' campaign.

Edit: Captain, if there's any chance of a relationship in the offing you'd better have the threesome straight away then!

All my closest mates and all my previous girlfriends are people I've clicked with within about 30 seconds of first meeting with them, I really go by my first impressions.

I've only got one mate that I disliked the first time I met him.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:29, Reply)