I worked on an Andrew Lloyd Webber production once
Since it was a sort of premiere (first time it'd been performed since substantial rewriting) the man himself turned up to some of the pre-production stuff.

He embodies all the things I hate about musical theatre into one midget sized package. One of those people who you're fantasising about punching 90 seconds after meeting, he really does have the sort of face that it would be satisfying to break.

I no longer get involved with musical theatre (or indeed any theatre if I can help it), it's lowered my blood pressure no end.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:53, Reply)