pooing next to the toilet
This seems to be a phenomenon that crops up from time to time in public loos. What gives? Is there a section of society who has a phobia of using a toilet? Is there a secret fetish I don't know about? Its not like they slipped off at the last minute either. These are entire poos that have been crafted to lay next to the toilet. It's almost as if the toilet is a mere armrest to these people.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:23, 11 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Perhaps
it's drunk folk who see two toilets, but choose the wrong one.

Easily done... if you're drunk enough.
( Moey, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:29, Reply)

I can happily report
that I've never come across this phenomenon.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:37, Reply)

It's actually worse
when they lay their cable on the seat or the rim of the bowl.

Where do these people come from?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:41, Reply)

I had it on the plane once
On a flight to South Africa a largely intact poo managed to find its way out of the toilet and was rolling down the aisle with the motion of the plane. How did this happen?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:53, Reply)

@kev
Are you sure it wasn't an elaborate prank involving an unwrapped, slightly adulterated Mars bar?

That would be far more amusing than a rogue turd rolling about the aisle.
( Moey, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:58, Reply)

It was so a turd
I was at the back so saw the stewardesses arguing about who would clean it up. Classic stuff.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:03, Reply)

That's really quite horrid.
No wonder they were arguing about who should clean it up. That job should surely go to whichever fiend allowed it to roam freely about the plane in the first place.
( Moey, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:07, Reply)

I once found one
which wasn't even a toilet. It was a photo booth.

And they'd used the curtain to wipe their arse.

Needless to say I didn't stay to have my picture taken.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:36, Reply)

Someone
Did a poo in all the sinks when I was at primary school.

Ommmmm
(i should have joined myspace, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:36, Reply)

There is always
someone who poos in the sinks or urinals at school.
Not been to one yet where that didn't happen.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:20, Reply)

Somone
laid a rather impressive chod in the ladies at work.

Rumours abounded about who had laid this fecal behemoth but it was never proven one way or t'other. Apparently it was as thick as a Welsh man's wrist and of significant length without a break and in one part.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:59, Reply)