Chocolates
A grateful client brought a box of posh choccys in to one of our designers today, and good bloke that he is, he immediately opened them when she went and offered everybody one.
I took one at random, popped it into my mouth and nearly retched.

It was only VIOLET flavoured

What the hell is that about?

It's bad enough having to dodge the Turkish Delight and Coffee ones, but now they've added 'Grandma's pants drawer flavour'

Is it some kind of Government anti-obesity plot to make us all stop eating chocolates?
(turtles head is touching cloth poked a dwarf on the forehead at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:53, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yup
Have you tried the new cabbage Revels?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:14, Reply)

ewwww

( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:01, Reply)

Violet sounds good,
Stop being so fucking boring, English people.
( Zuowan, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:24, Reply)