Have any of you boys ever sat on a traffic cone, and managed to reach the second white stripe?
I ease my way past stripe number one, but can't quite get to the magic stripe 2.
My father once smeared butter on the cone and I swear we almost reached uncharted territory, but I came over the television and we couldn't scrape the mess out from between the power button for weeks.
We told mother that we had spilled mayonnaise and she happily bought it.
Do any of you have tips?
(Jam Master etc, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:09, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Klitschko to beat David Haye in under 5 rounds.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:11, Reply)

the judges aren't liking this post

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( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:13, Reply)

What did you do with the mayonnaise jar?
Oh wait, I remember.
( Zuowan, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:14, Reply)

@Gilg
Shut up you horrid talk user. Don't make me mad, I'll tell the mods on you.
(Jam Master etc, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:16, Reply)

quaking in my boots here

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:20, Reply)

SHUT UP!

(Jam Master etc, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:32, Reply)