Lots of mind bleach (and possibly weapons) needed!
Sometimes the scary girl from one of the offices downstairs tries to chat me up. I try and ignore her/run away, because her chatting up tactics consist of talking about manga, live action role play with swords and shit bands I've never heard of. She's also not, erm, easy on the eye.

She's just come into my office (I was hoping the force field on the door would keep such apparitions out) and given me a Christmas card. It is Gothic black (of course), signed with lots of kisses and includes HER MYSPACE ADDRESS AND A PHOTO OF HER!!!

If it wasn't nearly time to go home I'd be locking myself in the server room to hide, I'm telling you. *shudders*

Edit: I've just checked with a few other people and they're averaging about half the amount of kisses in their card, and no Myspace details or photo. I'm feeling very, very afraid...
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:52, Reply)