CALM THE FUCK DOWN.
Who wants a hug?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:58, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Do not stuff the Turkey
...apparently.

According to the Times it fucks up the safety and the cooking times of yer meat and if you want stuffing you should put it in the Turkey neck..

That's what you asked for right?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:00, Reply)

Me please

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:01, Reply)

I do.
I just got my Christmas bonus and it is significantly smaller than I had hoped.
GRRRR!!!
Well, should be glad I have a job, i guess...
I will calm the fuck down, but not till after I finish work today and get to the pub.
(w4I4q1O1 was hard at work on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:03, Reply)

HUG YOUR NEXT MOD!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:14, Reply)

Me.
Give me big mongy hugs.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:15, Reply)

I'll take a hug
Both hands please :-)

Is that your wallet poking me in the thigh?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:41, Reply)

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:35, Reply)

I'm allergic to hugs
last time a hooker gave me a hug it brought me out in an awful rash.
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:00, Reply)

Yes! I would!
Shit... Did you say "Hug"?

I thought you meant "Would you pay a grand to see me hurl myself off Beachy Head".

Sorry.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 0:44, Reply)