Since it's the season of goodwill
I could really use a blow job.

please, no fat birds
(Jam Mincer Geordie is oiling his biceps, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:23, 9 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Ooops! that's me out then.
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( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:24, Reply)

*steps up to the plate*
*takes one for the team*
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:27, Reply)

Hello apopeciachimp
You seem nice, I'll stop by and talk to you instead.

JMG posted, but I think he's scared of me as he's hiding behind the /talk door pretending not to be in.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:37, Reply)

I'm not sure I want hippos in my Coco Pops.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:54, Reply)

rookie error, kid
Fat chicks give great head cos they're keener and needier, see?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:16, Reply)

beggars can't be choosers

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:18, Reply)

I can assure you that I am not a bird.

(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:33, Reply)

I'm not fat
Just a little bit chubby.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 22:14, Reply)

I'm not a fat bird
but my stubble might tickle
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 0:03, Reply)