anyone know a good website for finding out whether I can get my utilities cheaper?
most of them seem shit...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:39, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

move into a cardboard box
I'll bet you save heaps of monies.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:44, Reply)

too fucking right
however, I have become used to a certain standard of living and unless the cardboard box was particularly palatial I wouldn't be able to keep all my nice stuff in it.

my surfboard is 9'4" long for example...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:49, Reply)

Bust it up and use it for fire to keep warm
You could wear a wetsuit as well, piss in it to keep your legs warm in the winter.
/Mrs. Broadsword, making sense since time was ever invented ever
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:54, Reply)

Renounce Thatcherism
Demand an election and threaten utility companies with massive windfall taxes if their bills don't drop.

Amazingly, I'm not consulted as a policy advisor.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:57, Reply)

I'm not sure the heat from my surfboard would be worth the toxic fumes
plus, the board cost the same as one of my yearly utility bills. not an efficient way to save money.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:09, Reply)

shit, sorry
wrong post to reply to.

Try Martin's Moneytips or a similar website. They have all kinds of cost comparisions.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:17, Reply)

*gasp*
Ooooooooooohhh....yea I suppose that makes more sense...
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:24, Reply)

I'll be your personal maid and fuck buddy
The wage I am asking is tuppence a week with free lodging and board.
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:36, Reply)

wetteenpussy.com
like you will give a fuck how much your water bills are after 5 minutes
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:54, Reply)

I used to get the email newsletter for
www.energyhelpline.com/

They thrice predicted accurately when the cost of energy was going to rise and saved me a packet when I was living in London.
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 2:24, Reply)