MERRY CHRISTMAS QOTW!
I HOPE YOU ALL DIE OF INSIPIDNESS.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:57, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Merry Christmas hairless simian
I hope you die of undiagnosed Aspergers.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:04, Reply)

In my best King Leonidas voice
"You there, Ephialtes.* May you live forever."

*Ephialtes = Greek for baldmonkey
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:32, Reply)

this is actually getting a bit dull and shit now

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:18, Reply)

This is my BESTEST winterval pressie so far
Love you too, my little bottom dwelling buttmonkey :-)

I hope you're having a really fun, magical day, enjoying the cheer of mankind with open arms.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:14, Reply)

fat chance, he's probably masturbating into his sister's underwear drawer right now

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:32, Reply)