Hello nerds.
Would any of you like to begin complaining?
I can answer, if I can be bothered, intermittently.

No fat birds.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:55, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hello JMG, how are you, Sir?
Did you have a nice Christmas, full of turkey and joy?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:56, Reply)

As ever, I was on top form.
I was heralded and championed wherever I went.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:58, Reply)

U BALD PRIK
UR INTERUTPGIN MY LIES
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:56, Reply)

I am so sorry, typical QOTW user.
Feel free to reply with a made up story.
Something that'll really get you attention from the opposite sex.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:58, Reply)

Good stuff
What does your herald play?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:59, Reply)

complaint
My knees are giving me gyp
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:02, Reply)

I kissed a girl the night before last JMG
on the lips
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:10, Reply)

Apologies, JMG
I should not have asked such a direct question, nor one requiring some amount of imagination (or 'lies', as /talk would normally describe them)

Forgive me?

Come back, please..? Let me massage your ego some more. And cup you. Wow, to imagine the feel, the tickle, the weight of the Great Furry Sack of JMG against my sweaty palm...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:10, Reply)

It's hard to work out how you've gone from 0 to 60 without me posting.
:(
Calm down internet!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:17, Reply)

Ah, good, you are still there
I was worried I would have to do some work for a second.

Thank God for JMG.

So now you're back - and I was merely concerned that as we hadn't heard from you in at least ten minutes, I must have upset you - I want to hear more about your Herald: What do they play? Where were they trained? Do they have to dress up? Most important, is it too late for me to cross train in Heraldism, maybe working part time along with my regular job?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:24, Reply)

Alright.
Again, calm down.
I understand the presence of somebody as great as myself can intimidate you little internet people, but let's just relax ourselves before you blow some zits and whatnot.

As a leader and champion of most people, I can't be bothered with meaningless tasks along the lines of deciding what the hell a herald, does. Yet alone who joins in.
Over the years I've maintained and bettered you folk, I've done so by not caring for such trivial matters.





Again, QOTW decided they upset me, within 2 posts.
That's very AOL-esque.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:29, Reply)

It's a true shame
You were just beginning to show a little imagination too.

*sigh*

Oh well, plenty of interesting, fun, imaginative people on here to talk to instead. That's the joy of /OffTopic.

Laters...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:38, Reply)

Hello everyone
As I'm not a fat bird (online, or offline etc) I can't help but feel compelled to reply to this thread.

Not complaining or anything...

How is everyone this morning?

How was JMG's xmas?
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:52, Reply)

Within the second sentence you're telling us you aren't a fat bird again.
:(
This is TERRIBLE DENIAL!
Stop trying to come on to me, JMG the leader of b3ta.


I had a lovely Christmas.
I am a champion.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:59, Reply)

Glad you had a great xmas JMG
I'm only being polite and friendly JMG... No harm or flaming intended. I was genuinely gratified to read that you had a good festive break.

And still you state deny that I'm not a fat bird.

Online.

:-(
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:01, Reply)

Each time you QOTW confused types use terms like "flaming", I genuinely worry that you, the AOL of b3ta, are lacking in simple internet etiquette.
You people will never qualify for the more popular boards if you continue with the geek speak.


I personally make fun of World of Warcraft players for a reason.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:04, Reply)

Is it because you've a 'W' tattooed on each buttock?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:06, Reply)

Why?
I know this isn't the place for logic.
But why would I, JMG, the anti-WoW, have WoW tattooed on my person?


Dare I suggest that this is stock WoW humour that's been mishandled?
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:09, Reply)

Did someone say 'Champion'?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:02, Reply)

^ Flaming
Computer Slang. an angry, critical, or disparaging electronic message, as an e-mail or newsgroup post.

As I said, I meant none of the above.

I'm not a fat bird, online or offline. I don't play Warcraft online or offline.

I'm merely being pleasant. Trying to strike up conversation if you will.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:07, Reply)

The colour blue.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:10, Reply)

Tell me all about the colour blue JMG

(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:15, Reply)

Cheers Tubby! I've just won a tenner.
Many is the day my prowess as say, the Pied Piper of b3ta has won me cash.
I had a bet you'd reply, asking for more information on any topic I gave.


I think I'll put this towards a new hat.
Now the glory of posting this link to the payee.

I thank you both for playing.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:20, Reply)

Bets
www.b3ta.com/talk/5784258#post5784275

Tell me more about your hats JMG.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:22, Reply)

Did I read that right?
You won a tenner on a bet that at least one person in /offtopic wanted to hear what you thought about something and was interested, was nice to you and thought you should have a second chance in spite of your trolling?

Wow.

Where did you find this fool?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:46, Reply)

Shssh! Not now MrOli
He was about to tell us all about his hats.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:47, Reply)

THREAD CLOSED, £10 UP. NO MORE JMG.
Moan amongst yourselves!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:53, Reply)

oh. OH, *ahem* sorry!
Yes, erm, hats. HATS indeed. Where DID you get that hat, JMG?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:55, Reply)

(Thank sweet Grud)
Nice Christmas, Gloria?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:56, Reply)

Hi MrOli
Thank you yes I had a great xmas. Usual stuff, caught up with family, drank wine and watched Wallace & Grommit.

I was back in the pool on Boxing Day!

How about you? Did you get any hats for xmas?
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:58, Reply)

Sounds lovely
I got no hats, though I did get a pack of modeling balloons which can be fashioned into hats :-)

I also got a monkey in a cape with elasticated arms which you can fire across the room. And some venus fly trap seeds. Twas a christmas of toys :-)

Had to wait till yesterday though - family xmas dinner.

You get some cool toys?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:40, Reply)