Can we just shut down QOTW and force these indoors types and office moaners over to /talk?
I'm a grown man, and a hero to tens of thousands on b3ta.
This move has my FULL ENDORSEMENT.


Feel free to completely shift the topic of this thread every other post, in a vain attempt to keep my attention.

Disclaimer:
Again, please, and I wish to stress this. No fat birds, or fat birds pretending to be thin birds on the internet because they struggle to get attention in the world with fresh air and eyes.
I'm not your daily soap (the one on the TV, not the cleansing tool), I'm not here for you to shout, rant, cry and moan at.
Go outside. Meet a man who'll knock you up and leave you, probably.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:58, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm all for QOTWers joining /talk
And, I say that all /talkers that make fun of the QOTWers should be banned.
(__, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:59, Reply)

Excellent point there, Peter.
As a spokesman for glory, I wish to encourage and shift these house mammals into more dignified internet space.
A place where you don't have to play along to a set-topic, of engage in miserable conversation front by Piston_Broke.

In time, we, as a better internet, can adapt and support the confused QOTW user.
The fast paced and humorous experience might be a bit shocking at first, especially to a man or fat bird used to making half of it up as they go along.

Now over at /talk there's a selection of fat and ugly people you CAN bond with. Don't expect me too, mind.
I'm a great man, but I'm not for threads about what you had for dinner, and what you'll have for dinner, later.

I'm incredibly popular and important.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:04, Reply)

Agreed, let's keep this topic.
If you hate us so, you think we're fat, we moan, we get upset too easily and, more to the point, we upset you, why do you want us on /talk?

Just interested in hearing an opinion here, JMG: lets see if you're man enough for an old fashioned 'grown up' debate.

Edit: I'll go first. Our very presence offends you, yet we exist on a different board. Would you break in to someone else's house and take a bat to their TV because you saw them watching Eastenders through a gap in the curtain?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:05, Reply)

Not if Doctor Who was on at the same time
He'd be pre-occupied.
(__, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:11, Reply)

OK everybody. At this time, let us all remember the line: "grown up debate".
Note it down in your mind.

Ok.
You know how we as a human race like to track hurricanes, so we can monitor and warn people of it's impending strike on land?
Well, imagine a portly fellow wobbles onto QOTW for lively lies and fabrications about his stellar sex life with real life girls, rather akin to second life but without those GEEKS, eh? ;) Those geeks eh? You aren't that sad.
Imagine this gentleman, just as he reaches the PC, drops his gateaux all over the floor. NIGHTMARE! Not like the "Knightmare" you're all probably used to. With the bearded lad and the nonce elves, "WHERE ARE YOU?" "I'M IN A ROOM WITH A FOREST", etc.
Anyway, I'm leading off track. "Portly Fellow A" is now enraged, and as he sits down on QOTW, JMG is on.. Ugh!! That ruddy JMG! I'll show him!
So PF-A decides to have a right go at JMG's every other post, slagging him off as quickly as possible so all the girls can see what an excellent quipster he really, really is. Thus repairing slightly his ever-so-slightly damaged feelings over the gateaux that he's now helping up from the carpet with a desert spoon 50% garnished with trodden wools.

What if this could all happen for everybody to see?
QOTW, TALK, everybody you think exists on the internet?

Wouldn't this, a brilliant reality of fusion make all of your great big wobbly dreams complete?
There's more girls, more people, more FUN on /talk! Come on! It's like you're filthy Communist Russia, where you're told what to do and you have to apply to have fun. As to where we're the swinging west. Happy, free and with a lot less ratio of people to warts.


Chins up and hoist your dump truck butts over to /talk. See me as a man dressed in 80's attire and a "Frankie says Das Relaxen" t-shirt, hammering into your wall of confusion and denial.



I think this is so good, I'm going to make a new topic.
Stand up and applaud it, mail it to your online friends, etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:18, Reply)

Well done
Some excellent points there.

So, in a nutshell, there's more girls to show off to in /talk, more chance for nobodies like us to bathe in your glory, with some of your genius hopefully rubbing off a little on us all? You're suggesting that all us fatties stick together, each getting a little better looking online as each side of the banter progresses?

But what if I want to start a new topic not directly related to the current question, without everyone shouting 'Threadwaste!' at me? What if I'm not interested in impressing any girls? What if I want to get an actual opinion out of somebody on something important, without 10 subject-line-only "sympathy reply"s?

You've spend a long time telling us you don't like us, but now you want our help?

I need more convincing. Next point please :-)

Edit: I'm now looking at the words "Grown up debate" and trying to work out how it relates to your post. Please feel free to include illumination in your next debate response.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:29, Reply)

I'll answer these points off quickly as I'm also elsewhere.
First paragraph.
Whatever you wish to make of it. All we know is that you'll be better, and it can streamline bullying and correcting without us better people having to hop boards.

Second.
A typical QOTW issue.
You don't HAVE to start a new thread straight away to get yourself all the cuddly cyber attention you want right off the bat.
Sit in for a bit, reply to others, share the internet attention!
As for the not impressing the girls bit, perhaps you're a bit of a Moohalaa. He tends for these issues.

Third.
No. I usually go for telling you I want to IMPROVE you. I don't think I've preached HATE or a dislike that much now have I?
That's just bending facts a little bit, right there. Come on now, QOTW.. ..We've discussed this.
Chin up, now. Nobody hates you. You're only an internet user.

Fourth.
Good use of the smiley to express an emotion of calmness you wish people to notice. Well played AOL there.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:41, Reply)

@JAM RAG
SHUT UP JAM RAG. JUST FUCKING SHUT UP. JUST SUT UP.
GO AWAY. JUST SHUT UP. YOU STPID CUNT/
(Jam Master etc, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:06, Reply)

I believe it was a person using the moniker of "big-girls-blouse" who said
"Go back to /talk where they communicate in words of one syllable."

Truly inspiring words.
(__, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:10, Reply)

So what are you all having for dinner?

(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:07, Reply)

Now now, Gloria, we might be able to get some interesting /offtopic style conversation out of him here
But I had family christmas dinner yesterday, so the leftovers are fresh and plentiful.

I'm torn between a Sandwich of Desire and a Large Plate of Joy. Which way would you go?

I'm wobbling with delight :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:13, Reply)

Me!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:23, Reply)

You're having yourself for dinner?
Are you a contortionist JMG?
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:25, Reply)