Well done
Some excellent points there.

So, in a nutshell, there's more girls to show off to in /talk, more chance for nobodies like us to bathe in your glory, with some of your genius hopefully rubbing off a little on us all? You're suggesting that all us fatties stick together, each getting a little better looking online as each side of the banter progresses?

But what if I want to start a new topic not directly related to the current question, without everyone shouting 'Threadwaste!' at me? What if I'm not interested in impressing any girls? What if I want to get an actual opinion out of somebody on something important, without 10 subject-line-only "sympathy reply"s?

You've spend a long time telling us you don't like us, but now you want our help?

I need more convincing. Next point please :-)

Edit: I'm now looking at the words "Grown up debate" and trying to work out how it relates to your post. Please feel free to include illumination in your next debate response.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:29, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'll answer these points off quickly as I'm also elsewhere.
First paragraph.
Whatever you wish to make of it. All we know is that you'll be better, and it can streamline bullying and correcting without us better people having to hop boards.

Second.
A typical QOTW issue.
You don't HAVE to start a new thread straight away to get yourself all the cuddly cyber attention you want right off the bat.
Sit in for a bit, reply to others, share the internet attention!
As for the not impressing the girls bit, perhaps you're a bit of a Moohalaa. He tends for these issues.

Third.
No. I usually go for telling you I want to IMPROVE you. I don't think I've preached HATE or a dislike that much now have I?
That's just bending facts a little bit, right there. Come on now, QOTW.. ..We've discussed this.
Chin up, now. Nobody hates you. You're only an internet user.

Fourth.
Good use of the smiley to express an emotion of calmness you wish people to notice. Well played AOL there.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:41, Reply)