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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So let me know if you stil need anything from here and I'll pick some up on my way out of the year.
And Happy New Year to the rest of you who have actually moved on*.
*Ya know, cause I'm a bit slow and still stuck in last year. Yeah, that was supposed to be a really funny joke but we all know that Merkins aren't all that witty. Though when you think about it, Workboresme will be the last of the lot to hit 2009 since she is 2 hours behind me, but she is far wittier than I. Although, now that I think of it, there are a couple more Texans on b3ta, of course they are all in the same time zone as I. And now my joke explanation has gone on long enough so I'll just end it here.....as it was a bit of a crap effort and all. Perhaps I should just take up drinking as I seem to be far funnier when I drink....at least to my mind I am.
( , Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:35, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bottoms up, and all that.
Now I just have to find some alcohol...
Ok, off to the store then.
( , Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:39, Reply)

Ooh, hang on, you're not that far behind us are you..?
( , Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:44, Reply)

And Tourette's if you're listening.
Yeah, I'm really that far behind, Easter was yesterday.
( , Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:47, Reply)

But is somewhat indisposed as she's having her first shit of 2009.
*Raises glass*
( , Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:48, Reply)

You do have to get those things started early before there is a rush on the loo.
( , Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:51, Reply)

Or you could install one of those "Now Serving" number thingies.
Even with 2 bathrooms, I'm still fighting my kids just to be able to get a seat myself. Sometimes I'm able to distract them and sneak in though.
( , Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:56, Reply)

nothing ever gets done quickly...
( , Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:15, Reply)
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