Tomorrow we decide.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post336347




This may be the most important vote you will ever cast in the history of voting..........or not.
( girlinthehole, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 19:06, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I only just noticed
Mictoboy's first picture has tubgirl on the laptop in the background.

Ewwwwwwwwww!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 19:24, Reply)

I've never seen that pic before.
Now I wish I could still say that.

He'll be getting points deducted for that nastiness.
( girlinthehole, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 19:26, Reply)

Kudos to the lad says I
Introducing such filth in a deviously subtle way is the mark of an evil genius. Hats off to you Sir!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 19:28, Reply)

If I joined in
It would be cheating - since I've been with beard for 18 months or so.

However, if it were a compo for beard with velvet jacket and jazzy waistcoat, I'd win hands down I think.

:D

see profile
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:05, Reply)

Predictions forecast
RadG and wanderlust tie in the "sheer quantity" category

mictoboy and Vipros tie in the "artistic" category

And bill wins the "spackers who can't resize their pictures" category.


Bets can be placed via my Nigerian bank account.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:32, Reply)

:)
sorry
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:58, Reply)

DG
I've had mine for just over a year (and that was because I shaved it for charidee) but I asked and was admitted ;-)

probably get points deducted for that....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 8:22, Reply)

Right...
Snee - good, proper beard.
Micto - perfect, gingery goodness.
Wookiee - lovely face, terrible beard.
V - must be good as has girl attached.
Vipros - I've touched this beard: it's good.
Loon - beards with American accents are funny.
Spak - it's like a collection of midget beards has been stuck to your face.
Bill - looks like you've been invaded by an alien beard.
No3L - your mugshot makes your beard look guilty.
RadG - an amazing all-in-one beard.
Dok - possibly the unhappiest beard ever.
Ethel - I was frightened by this beard.
Lusty - still the most shaggable of all the beardies.

My Votes
Third place: Snee
Second place: Vipros
First place: Mictoboy
( thealternativefact, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 10:37, Reply)

I dunno if I'm allowed to vote...
But as I forgot to enter, I'm going to anyway, so ner.

In third place, I have gone for Snee. A good, old fashioned, full-face beardy beard. Good for warmth (functional, if you will), if a little lacking in imagination. Nice execution, though, and good coverage. *places medal*

In second place, I have gone for Vipros. We have here the classic combination of 'burns and goatee with a metal twist - like the bastard son of the Wurzels and System of a Down. *places medal*

However, the winner for me has to be mictoboy. Not only has he graced us with two examples of facial furniture (the DFS of this competition?), they have been both full of form (see the 'tache) and function. Sneaking tubgirl in to a compo is also worth bonus points... *hands trophy*

I would also like to give a special mention to Spak... Patchy, like the fields of an English countryside, and dark, like the hearts of many b3tans. To you, sir, I hand the wooden spoon. *hands*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Clendrix... Hey!
You're almost right though. It got arrested once for impersonating a minge fringe.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Mictoboy
has a good Dali thing going on there with the mustache.

Sorry, Clendrix- you're the one with the accent, not me. *grin*
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:43, Reply)

I've had a horrible day : (
Yay! I vote for.....


1st Mictoboy, (even though he had tubgirl on his pic).

2nd No3L, because of the cheeky grin attached to the beard.

3rd Resident Loon, because I am biased.


Bill gets a special prize for looking like a Zombie.
( girlinthehole, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 17:21, Reply)

*blush*
i went to work today fully waxed and curly.

it seems a handlebar moustache is facial hair marmite, either loved or loathed. but I'm keeping it until the february brum bash, then it's going.
(only because mictogirl hates it, and i really miss being kissed)
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 20:08, Reply)