Cause and Effect
We had our desks raised up a couple of notches recently. As a result I’ve had to raise my chair up. As a result of THAT my boxers now ride up all the time and as a result of THAT my nuts are all snarled up.

Tell me how empirical principles can be applied to YOUR life.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:44, 20 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

go commando
problem solved!

next?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:05, Reply)

rswipe
Commando chafes, it's a terrible idea, and if the poor man gets excited he may find that he has cold goo dripping down his leg for the rest of the day.

/voice of experience
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Why in the world were the desks raised to begin with?

( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:20, Reply)

I did commando for four years
without any chafage.

Perhaps it's just your unfeasibly large testicles, Bert.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:21, Reply)

So they could fit slightly taller midget
secretaries beneath them?

EDIT If only, No3l. My testicles are like mini eggs, only much less tasty.

Mind you, it was mostly my cock which chafed, and that's bloody enormous.

...and didn't you suffer from any leakage?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Bert
Always Ultra or possibly Tena would solve your leakage problems.
;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Don't be mean, you
It's not pee-pee leakage, it's creamy discharge that only occurs when the nurses bend over.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Nah
I can only get excited in the presence of mermaids. This obviously quite rare.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Not if you watch disney films
and your daughter has the doll.

;)
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:51, Reply)

You actually get a discharge without any friction?
Just like proper ladies do?

As MsSwipe once remarked about the first Daniel Craig Bond film - not a dry seat in the house.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Dumped Girlfriend
- no sex
- rsi
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:11, Reply)

You have Repetitive Spluff Injury
AICMFP
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:17, Reply)

When hard, my willy leaks pre-come
like an over-excited teenage girl at a 1995 Take That concert.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Thank you for that graphic
description Mr Monkeysex.

I had of course forgotten about men's weeping ends.

Mainly because as soon as it's hard I jump aboard.

TMI?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:49, Reply)

@Chickenlady.
When the little sailor salutes you then you just have to jump aboard.

It would be rude not too.
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Rude not to is my mantra in life
Some ladies LOVE the pre-come, but I think it looks like Ectoplasm.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:11, Reply)

@ BGB
How true.

And it has to be said that we're nothing if not polite on here.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:21, Reply)

I'm such a girl
I just love the foreplay. Can't get enough of it. Jumping right on is ok occasionally, but I like to take my time :)

Don't I, Bert?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:32, Reply)

I'm going to slather you in lard
and fist your hamster.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:09, Reply)

And after you do that
don't forget to sing "Pop goes the weasel!"
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:15, Reply)