Goddammit, stupid fucking eye twitching!!
There appears to be no cure, so can someone at least explain it?

Why does the muscle beneath your eye occasionally go into spasms of little twitches? WHY?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:12, 10 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Hmmm...
I'm not entirely sure why it does it.
But you could fix it with a direct injection of botox.
*shrugs*
( Cawl, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Enjoy!
ask.yahoo.com/20040102.html
( Captain V, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Lolz
"persistent, more violent eye twitches could be a symptom of other physical or psychological ailments, such as undue stress or temper tantrums"

I suppose I can't really deny that since the subject of my original post was "goddammit stupid fucking eye twitching".

I didn't know Ask Yahoo could actually have intelligent and scientifically based answers on it, I'm impressed! Thanks
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Screw Ask Yahoo!
wiki.answers.com is where it's at.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:30, Reply)

I've always heard it's because you need sleep.
But that could be an old wive's tale or something.
Here, have some FLUFF to make it all better.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:35, Reply)

You're b3ta's top fluffer, Mrs Broadsword
...wait...
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:45, Reply)

oh ho ho
I don't think I'm ready for all that responsibility, you saucy minx
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:46, Reply)

You need new glasses

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Everyone knows
that eye twitching is caused by watching too much dwarf nun felching donkey porn.

*rolls eyes* I thought we all knew that!

By the way, has Sister Margaret sorted out little Dobbin yet?

*twitch*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:11, Reply)

I had/have this
Turns out my astigmatism had worsened, or rather my 'good' eye was failing to cater for the 'bad' eye. New glasses sorted it out.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:15, Reply)