Now we know what Al's been up to.
Missing the goats?

Well done, they'll wonder why it all stopped when you return.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:07, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Seen it before
I do miss al though.

I feel like a big part of me is missing.

*ooo-OOOO-oooo-oh-oh baby please don't go*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Aw Bless
Was it still in him when he left?

**Hugs**
**Wipes**
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:13, Reply)

Nope
I usually receive, so the part of me that's missing is a big geordie buttplug.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:14, Reply)

I'd offer to replace him
But unfortunately I'm just a small mackem.
Wide though.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:22, Reply)

If only you could, porkylips
if only you could.

Do you have a smashing cavalier-esque beard, and bright, sparkly eyes?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:26, Reply)

No.
A close shaven pate and cheeks with a rather fetching grey and white goatee. But bright sparkly green eyes with a definite air of mischief and a promise of undeserved adventure? That would be me then. :o)
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:31, Reply)

You've got me interested
what are your thoughts on spelunking underage geese?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Only
If they have been forcefed to the extent that anal probing causes instant and fatal explosive decompression.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:39, Reply)

You certainly fit my MO
We'll have to meet up to see if there's any sexual chemistry.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Where and when?
Name your thread you big hairy fun machine.

edit: Ooops hometime. Tomorrow?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Thread?
I meant in real life, you lemur spunk-snaffler.

See you tomorrow for more gay flirting.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:52, Reply)

That wasn't gay flirting
That was what 20 years of gay marriage looks like. Crikey!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:31, Reply)

Sorry Bert
Cyber only. I will never leave my corner of God's own kingdom. Even for such a sexy llama-felching brute as yourself.

20 years of gay marriage? 22 and counting thank you very much.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 8:20, Reply)