man walks into a bar
with a cat and a stork then orders 3 pints of beer, one for him, one for the cat and one for the stork.

After they are consumed man turns to the cat and says "your round"

"fuck off" replies the cat, so the Stork buys a round of beers.


After they are consumed Stork turns to the cat and says "your round"

"fuck off" replies the cat, so the man buys a round of beers.

this goes on for some time with a more an more perplexed barstaff who eventually plucks up the courage to ask the man what on earth is going on

Man looks at him, sighs deeply and says "I found a genie in a bottle, and for my wish i asked for a bird with long legs and a tight pussy"
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:09, Reply)