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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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nice slow burn one thisbottle of heinz ketchup - tip half the contents out add two bottles of optrex
go round and switch for the one in their cupboard
there is NOT A SINGLE HOUSE IN THE UK that does not have half a bottle of sauce in the kitchen
over the ensuing weeks/months they take to consume the skitter inducing sauce they will blame every sausage, chip, takeaway etc for the resulting runs
they will never suspect the condiment itself
who would?
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:46,
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