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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This duck walks into a bar...A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we have no bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we haven't got any fucking bread. This is a pub not a fucking bakers."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, are you fucking deaf or daft? We haven't got any fucking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar you irritating little cunt."
(Pause)
Duck: "Got any nails?"
Barman:"No"
(Pause)
Duck: "Got any bread?
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Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:47,
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