A lorry driver
Has just got off the motorway and is trundling down a country road.

Out of nowhere a frog jumps out and bounces off his windscreen.

Briefly startled, the driver regains his composure, when suddenly another frog jumps out at him.

And then another, and another. Now quite disturbed, the driver turns on the windscreen wipers and presses on. Surely these frogs must give up at some point?

But they don't. The frogs seem to be jumping up in greater and greater numbers, thicker and faster the more he drives on.

Eventually he has to stop. He applies the brakes and the lorry grinds to a halt. The deluge of frogs is settled all around and all over his lorry.

He leans his head out of the window.

"What the hell is all this about? Why do you keep jumping up at my lorry?"

One of the frogs replies
"Do you want to buy a wardrobe?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:58, Reply)