I;ve got a business card
Its old, about 1991, tatty, and yellowed with age. It has one phone number on it. It was given to me by an old friend who got it from a bad man. This bad man, was apparently a very very bad man indeed and gave to the card to my friend as a gesture of gratefulness.

Thing is, my mate once took part in a rather severe beating on a man who apparently raped a young girl. The girls father, the owner of the 'phone number' for various, fairly obvious reasons didnt want the police involved. So he enlisted my old friend and his colleagues to adminster the beating.

So he's hung on to this card for nearly 20 years now and has never rung the number. The instructions for usage were fairly simple. "Ring this number, ask for a favour = anything, wait, destroy the card"

Despite the fact that the number has probably long since changed, although you never know, we've never had:

a) the balls to ring it
b) the need to ring it
c) the balls to ring it

so the inevitable questions:

1. Can you think of something thats worth ringing for? Lets face it, we could probably get someone killed.
2. Do you want to buy it, and if so, how much
3. Or just put it on ebay, with this story?
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 13:23, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

1.Somebody keeps leaving the milk out of the fridge at work
BASTARDS
2. No
3. No
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 13:28, Reply)

I'll give you three pounds fifty
and a sherbert dib-dab for it.
(robot /ctrl-z ctrl-z ctrl-z, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 13:45, Reply)

I gave that card to you so long ago
that it's definitely expired by now.

And I've changed my number several times since then...

Soz.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Ask for a donkey
I've always wanted a donkey.......or a pig.

Perhaps ask for both? A donkey and a pig!!! And a place for them to live....nearby so you can go and say hello to them.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Ooooo!
I want it! Damn, but that has the start of a great story in it! I think I could very nicely fashion a nice little tale around such a thing...

Seriously, I'll trade you something for it!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:50, Reply)

ebay, without question
some moron will probably pay hundreds, especially if you get it noised about on the internet through something such as the b3ta newsletter
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Fucking hell, don't put in on ebay..
..if this guy finds out and twigs its anything to do with you or your friend he wont hesitate..
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:06, Reply)