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Che Monkeysex and and his army of revolutionaries continues to wage guerilla warefare on Offtopic.

HSH is said to be severely damaged as the guerillas from the CDC Popular front continue to advance meeting little resistence along the way.

Sources close to OffTopic report that a moderator has been crudely photoshopped.

*sounds of explosions and gunfire*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:03, 36 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*salutes*
Wo ist our liebensraum?

Ve vill haff our victory, OT is poland to our mighty Germanic superpower.

Sieg Heil!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Achtung!
*ducks*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:06, Reply)

I'd like to annexe your Poland Bert.
If you know what I mean.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:08, Reply)

I'd like to invade your neutral states
and kill all your jews.

I'm not much good at sexy talk.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Well I'm going to open your second front

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:10, Reply)

I'm going to stick a Stukka
up you and then goebbels you up like a Junkers88
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:12, Reply)

I'm going to inspect the rear echelons...
...or summat.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:13, Reply)

You (Messer)sch(m)itt

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:13, Reply)

I'm going to Munchengladbach
your Phantasialand (german theme park).
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:16, Reply)

*marches*
has weapons. has massive arsenal. can't be stopped.

beware!
( cackers, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Show me your Peenemunde

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Suck on my Panzerschreck
you dirty SS Cummendant.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:18, Reply)

So long as you don't
ausfahrt along the einbahn strasse.

That can be painful.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:25, Reply)

I wish somebody would stick their
night of the long knives up my Reichstag.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:32, Reply)

I'd like to send
all your undesirables to my gas chamber.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:34, Reply)

Oi, be gentle with my
Kristallnacht.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:37, Reply)

I'd like to be
the Zyklon B in your gas chamber.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:37, Reply)

I'd like to be the decomposing corpse
on your train of death.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Careful you don't Mengele
my delicate gypsy :(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I'm tunnelling my way...
into your ghetto.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Suck my
Belsenend
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:43, Reply)

I'd like to see
your french resistance.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:43, Reply)

I'm going to bring...
Your Partisans down.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:44, Reply)

go ahead and *try*
to reach my cliter hock, you pathetic small man.
( cackers, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:51, Reply)

I'll frog-march
through your arc de triomphe and steal your madonna wiz ze big boobies.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:51, Reply)

I'll bend you over
and shove my erect cock right up your arsehole.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:53, Reply)

In Dusseldorf?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:54, Reply)

I'll Dussel your dorf.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:55, Reply)

that would be a *long campaign*
and though my Madonna's boobies may be big, she is fairly soiled already. *warning*
( cackers, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:55, Reply)

I will
Brau your Haus Hoff
( cackers, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:57, Reply)

I'll sail my U boat
up your Rhein.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:58, Reply)

Ah, I love it when we're Danzig like this
Mein Fuhrer.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Something to do with
Rammstein.

I can't be arsed with this anymore!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Yeah
Let's just declare victory, shall we? Mein Kant is tired, and the real world calls.

*Flips bird* to 'real world'
( cackers, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:11, Reply)

I certainly think this counts as a victory for b3ta
But I'm sure things will return to normal before we know it.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:14, Reply)

nuck formal
things will never be sane if I'm about. *serious*
( cackers, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:23, Reply)