Springtime For Monkeysex and Althegeordie....
It kind of goes doesn't it?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:00, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It most certainly does.
They should write a musical about us.

When we make it REALLY big, I promise I'll remember you.

Well, maybe not you, but some of you. Maybe.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:02, Reply)

The Empress
She's great with muscials. And Apeloverage.

"I voss just a nazi poy..."
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:03, Reply)

I want my signature song to be
'7 Things I Hate About You' by Miley Cyrus, but with 'you're an ugly cunt' dubbed over all of the things she hates.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:05, Reply)

I'll Captain your Scarlet PJM, and I'll Fuhrer your off topic Bert
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:06, Reply)

That makes no sense whatsoever, al.

Oooh! Ooooh! Instead of, 'you're an ugly cunt', I want a sound bite of Charlie Brooker saying, 'I look like a paedophile walrus.'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:08, Reply)

Well neither does your face Bert
I'm going home cunt face. Hope you have a nice weekend wanking yourself dry.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:12, Reply)

I really will!
It's so sad. Oh, and so's your mum.

Cheerio al, have a good one!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:13, Reply)

*signs off*
good weekend to all you depraved & disgusting nazis - even though you should be performing slave labor for me instead of enjoying leisure.

I could fford your streudel and dussel. but you are unworthy!

big smiley *fuck you* to b3tards.
( cackers, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:18, Reply)

Well, I think I found a pic of Bert for the occasion, anyway.

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:47, Reply)