my boss
I swear to god this just happened. My boss walked over carrying a cup of coffee, took a sip, and asked me politely for the TPS reports. (In my biz, thats Transactions per Second)

I thought he was joking but he was actually serious.

Apologies to those who wont get the reference.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:37, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

didn't you get the memo?

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:43, Reply)

You may have to
elucidate.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Peter! How's it going...
Ummmm, yeah... we're kinda playing catch-up, so I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Can't
pay you any more though
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:52, Reply)

*blank stare*

( Captain V, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:54, Reply)

...oh
and I'm gonna have to ask you to come in on Sunday too. Yeah.

Thaaaaanks Peter.
( djtrialprice, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:16, Reply)

For de-ris
it's "Office Space".

If you haven't seen that movie yet, shame on you. It's not really a parody, it's a documentary.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:18, Reply)

Yet another
'didn't see what the fuss was about' film for me, sadly.

But then Time Bandits is in my top 5....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:32, Reply)

I take it
You left work with the most annoying peice of electronic equipment you could find and beat the living shit out of it in a feild?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:40, Reply)

Peter
Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:26, Reply)

@Monty
Time Bandits is ace. I'll agree with you there.

@everyone/anyone: you seen Idiocracy? It's the film Mike Judge did after Office SPace. Scarily prescient...
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:46, Reply)

@Empress
I caught the end of it the other night...

It saddened me in it;s prophetic view of the future, replace some aspects with:
Burberry
Cars with lights/over powered sound systems/huuge exhausts
and Jeremy Kyle as prime minister...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:09, Reply)