The Vagina Monologues
My Mrs and her mate are off to see the Vagina Monologues. Me and the mates' bloke were asked if we wanted to go.

I said we'd rather go see "Knobs with Gobs". Seeing as this doesn't actually exist, I've decided to invent it.

I'm thinking it should involve knobs with those googly eyes stuck on, like cookie monster's, but I'm drawing a blank after that. Any other suggestions for the show?


EDIT: C'mon all the B'tan 'Laydeez', here's your chance to get all the questions you've ever had but never asked about knobs into the show - feel free to ask away...
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 7:24, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm thinking
they should talk. About cock stuff.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 7:32, Reply)

Real issues
That affect real men. Men with cocks.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:35, Reply)

Like
Birthday blowjobs and being sensitive.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:40, Reply)

@ lips
Is that sensitive, as in 'You know, I feel the Earth's pain too', or sensitive as in 'It's not a fucking sink plunger?
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:58, Reply)

you want people to come and watch it right?
I'd go with the "it's not a sink plunger" angle
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:07, Reply)

Oh...
Of all the times for Bert to be naughtystepped...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:15, Reply)

How about...
...making the 1st act about 'It's not my fault I pissed on the floor, you try taking a leak out of a garden hose and see how you fucking get on'?
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:27, Reply)

The mate's bloke...
...reckons Act 2 should be called "Why I'll support you if you want to experiment with other women".
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:33, Reply)

this sounds good to me
I'd go see it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:59, Reply)

It should definitely talk about
the things you do to your mistress and the reasons why you wont do them to your wife (cos she wont let you).

Also, the things you would like to do and why it was so easy for you to relate to the protagonist in "American Psycho".

And then some deeply sexist shit like why you should only really listen to every third word (or sentence) any woman is telling you.

I used to be attentive to my ladyfriends.
Total waste of time.
I'm enjoying the best relationship I have ever had at the moment.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:08, Reply)

And don't forget
The explanation of why Brownie points are so named.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Penis
Puppetry
( Weejock, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:25, Reply)

www.amazon.co.uk/Talking-Cock-Richard-Herring/dp/0091894417
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:19, Reply)

There are 2 guys that do a show in NYC
in the nude. Their entire show is about the cock and all the puppetry things you can do with said cock. They have branched out and are having other men perform the show so they can have more showings per day and in more cities. If I remembered who they were, I'd tell you.

I haven't seen the actual show myself, but I did see a segment about it on TV...it was interesting and really funny how they make a sailboat, a hamburger, etc...all with the bits they have just hanging around. (The sailboat was an image I won't soon forget)
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 29 Jan 2009, 2:57, Reply)