Today was a good day.
I persuaded my boss not to lay off my coworker, and instead cut back on $2K a month worth of advertizing that only gets us 10% of our traffic. He agreed.
I put forward a pricing restructure proposal that will get us more business that my coworkers agreed with.

I went to the pub after work, and an old friend showed up just to say hello.
I got home and made a tasty dinner (sausage & pasta bake smothered in cheese......mmm...carbs!) and then ate half a pint of Ben & Jerry's Dublin Mudslide ice cream.

Weather is due to be 70+ degrees F tomorrow.

My boyfriend just sent me a text saying "I love you and wish you were in my bed tonight".

I have a purry cat on my lap, and am finishing up two reviews for justanothermobilemonday. In 10 minutes, I get to go to bed and read before falling asleep with a happy, productive day behind me and looking forward to tomorrow.

Yeah. Today was a good day.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 6:19, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This is only meant in jest!
I persuaded my boss not to lay off my coworker, and instead cut back on $2K a month worth of advertizing that only gets us 10% of our traffic. He agreed.

WHEN THIS GOES TITS UP, IT WILL BE ON YOUR HEAD.

I put forward a pricing restructure proposal that will get us more business that my coworkers agreed with.

YOUR COWORKERS HATE YOU AND ARE USING YOU AS A SCAPEGOAT.

I went to the pub after work, and an old friend showed up just to say hello.

HE PROBABLY WANTED TO BORROW MONEY BUT BOTTLED IT WHEN OVERWHELMED BY YOUR SMUGNESS.

I got home and made a tasty dinner (sausage & pasta bake smothered in cheese......mmm...carbs!) and then ate half a pint of Ben & Jerry's Dublin Mudslide ice cream.

YOU ARE FAT.

Weather is due to be 70+ degrees F tomorrow.

YOU HAVE SKIN CANCER.

My boyfriend just sent me a text saying "I love you and wish you were in my bed tonight".

HE CLEARLY ONLY WANTS YOU FOR SEX.

I have a purry cat on my lap, and am finishing up two reviews for justanothermobilemonday. In 10 minutes, I get to go to bed and read before falling asleep with a happy, productive day behind me and looking forward to tomorrow.

CATS ARE STEALING YOUR STUFF.

Yeah. Today was a good day.

YA THINK?



*AGAIN - ALL ONLY MEANT IN JEST!*

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 9:31, Reply)

CATS ARE STEALING YOUR STUFF.
I concur with this :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 10:57, Reply)