Alright, one of you needs to own up right now
Rare Goat Hangs Self in Zoo

What torments did you inflict on the poor creature?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 18:51, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I shot the stingrays
but I didn't hang the goat, you see?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 19:09, Reply)

Sorry.
That goat had too many secrets.
He was going to talk.
( Cawl, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 19:15, Reply)

Nothing! Honest!
Broke my heart when we couldn't resuscitate the poor tyke. They persuaded me to stop trying after a while.

Then they said 'no' when I asked if I could take him home for some more light resuscitation.

Bastards.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 19:49, Reply)

He was blackmailing me
I had no choice.. The bastard had to die
(p-arran-oid prolapsed here, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 19:59, Reply)

I did it
because old 'Pan' couldn't get it up anymore.
( cackers, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:57, Reply)