Hurrah!!!
It's only me in the office today, everyone else including the boss is either out sick or on vacation.

What shenanigans should I get up to, 'cos fucked if I'm doing any work!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 17:49, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Poo on your bosses desk
Then pretend some dude broke in over the weekend and did it. Trust me, Monday will be a real hoot.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 17:51, Reply)

Have sex on his desk.
Or at the least, leave an ass print on it!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 17:55, Reply)

But Loon,
there's nobody here to have sex with!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 17:58, Reply)

@workboresme.
Doh!


Yourself silly!
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 18:01, Reply)

Surely
you can get someone to have sex with? I've seen your picture- shouldn't be a problem!


/coat
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 18:10, Reply)

Don't
Be watching cricket because once again England are getting made fools of by schoolboys.

Now, don't get me wrong...I don't drape myself in a St. George's flag and stomp about shouting "Ingerrrlund" at any opportunity.

But I do love cricket - and I've spent an obscene amount of money and booked nearly all of my work holidays to watch England-v-West Indies and England-v-Australia this year.

And they're useless.

Felt the need to pontificate. I don't know what you SHOULD do. It's your life. Make of it what you will.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 19:58, Reply)

have sex WITH your bosses desk
then you can both savour the beautiful memories.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 22:28, Reply)

bit late
but i sincerely hope you rubbed various parts of yourself on various parts of the office,
purely so next time you see a colleague use said equipment, you'll know what they're really touching
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 22:55, Reply)

I did a tiny bit of work,
ready fmylife.com, read all of this weeks QOTW, organized a fishing vacation, bought a new rod and reel online, bought a set of pans online.
Grabbed a bottle of wine from the liquor store next door and had a glass with lunch and now I'm just waiting for 5pm so I can leave.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:33, Reply)