Aaaaargh
At the moment I'm sat drinking a brew and reading b3ta working on some terribly important code, and somebody keeps ringing me. I am ignoring his calls because I know it's not important and indeed largely irrelevant.

He has rang me about 30 times in the last 10 minutes, so I put my phone on Do Not Disturb. He then rings my colleague, who is also ignoring him, about 30 times. He has now rang someone else in the office next to mine and got them to come in and say '*** is trying to get hold of you'

NO SHIT!

I fucking hate people who do this. Leave a message you cunt! Or send me an email!

I am going to ignore him for the rest of the day and possibly tomorrow as well, if anyone can think of any more suitable punishments* let me know.

*I'm not convinced thermite is gonna be the answer here
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:01, Reply)