After this^^^

Big bloke walks into the pub…

Announces to everybody “I fucking HATE tractors! I used to love them, but now I fucking HATE them! GRRR! etc”

As he shouts, he surprises a man at the bar who then drops this huge bag of dust…which goes all over the place and everyone starts coughing their lungs up

Without saying another word, the big bloke stands in the middle of the room, goes ‘SCHLUUUUURP!’ and sucks up all the dust from the floor.

A bystander looks on in amazement until he can contain himself no more. He goes up to the big bloke and says “Excuse me, but HOW did you do that?”

“Weren’t you listening?” said the big bloke…

“I’m an extractor fan!”

\here all week
\veal
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