You know what I love most about you, JMG?
No, not your supple, ample bosom, nor your comely ankles.

It's that you seem to divide your time quite equally between posting on B3ta and blogging about posting on B3ta.

Being able to do both in the third person makes me want to feel your helmet thrusting firmly past my tonsils.

Feel free to make out I'm angry, showing off for the girls or trying to make you cry on t'internet if it makes you happy.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:01, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It's hard to see where you were showing off in front of girls with such homosexual banter.
But I've heard of this bent for attention style banter on /talk.
I'll have it known I'm dead against it. I've even got the support of /talk's top queer, Moohalaa on the issue.

I'm an equal rights winner.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:06, Reply)

I imagine it is, dear boy
One can only measure the world by one's own experience, so naturally you are confused looking for the references you expect.

I also suspect the lady doth protest too much.

I fear another blog entry coming on. Don't you think it's about time you went out in the fresh air, JMG? You might even see some girls en route.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:17, Reply)