The best thing I've read in ages!
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4602626/Teenage-handbag-thief-outpaced-by-72-year-old-ex-sprinter.html

I just wish I'd been there to see the look on the girls face as she saw the old bint catching her up!

(Is that better now Bert, or does it need more cowbell?)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:18, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Needs more
rape.

EDIT I like that you actually listened to me, I feel like the King of Off Topic sometimes, I really do.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:48, Reply)

You'd be amazed
What boredom does to me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Amazed?
Or mildly bored and disinterested?

Have you had that haircut yet, young man?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Well, you'd be amazed.
I am mildly bored and disinterested.

Yep, finally got the bloody hair cut off, woo!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:56, Reply)

It takes a lot to amaze me
I tried hanging around Hampton Court, pretending to be a well-trimmed wall made of hedge, but I soon got bored of it.

Excellent, I'm glad that I'm having an influence on your life outside of the internet too. We'll make a man of you yet.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:58, Reply)