Huh. Crap jokes eh?
Right. There's 2 motorways drinking in a pub, boasting to each other about how hard they are and drinking beer. The first one says "I'm so hard, I must have had a hundered lorries drive over me yesterday. didn't feel a thing!" "Oh yeah?" Says the second one "I'm so hard, There was a fourteen car pileup on me yesterday, not a scratch!"

EDIT - must learn to read. Someone has posted the same joke above. Okay. That's actualy kinda embarrasing....
A couple of seconds later, a thin strip of red tarmac walks in, goes up to the barman and orders half a shandy. The two motorways go dead quiet and concentrate on their pints. The strip of red tarmac drinks his shandy, looks around and leaves.

The barman goes up to the two motorways and asks them "What's with you two? That guys comes in, lanky as anything and orders a shandy and you don't say a word? I thought you'd have laughed him out the pub!"

"Not him mate" Says the first motorway "We know him. He's an utter cyclepath"
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 2:04, Reply)