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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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pearoast sorry but then I have a new one!What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A lickalottapuss.
A boy says to his mother,
"Mum - I know I'm half african american, and I know I'm half jewish - but which part counts for more?"
The mother looks confused and says,
"You're my son and I love you - why does it matter what you are?"
and the boy says seriously,
"Because my friend timmy is selling his bike for $50, and I don't know whether to be a good jewish boy and haggle over the price or just shoot the cunt and take it!"
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