What would you do?
How to spend some money



(beckyjsbx WOOP WOOP, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:55, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Go now and get nekkid.
Life's too short for waiting around and wanking.
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Wanking FTW
She'll only wait until you've got used to having her around, and become accustomed to her sexual wiles.

Then she'll turn your shampoo around and squeeze your toothpaste the wrong way. Women just aren't worth it.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:01, Reply)

SEND US ALL YOUR MONIES!
The secret fourth option.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Bert I think a woman wrote this
Or do men buy sexy undies on purpose as well?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:04, Reply)

I'm sexually ambiguous
if they're male, my post still counts, if they're female I'm hoping that they are a lesbian.

They did not specify that the 'lover' was male.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:07, Reply)

I've never bought sexy undies accidentally.
And men don't say 'lover'.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:07, Reply)

So you've bought sexy undies on purpose then?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:12, Reply)

So we're agreed then.
It's a dyke talking about her Mrs.

Thank goodness for the internet.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:13, Reply)

Well, yeah.
I bought some for a gf many moons ago... and some for myself *cough*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:22, Reply)

It would appear
that the majority of b3tans are wankers.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 18:52, Reply)

Nah
I've just been clicking that bottom one for most of the day.

*clicks*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 18:54, Reply)

Buy some of that charmin stuff they advertise on the telly,
then find the nearest bear and see if they enjoy having their bottom wiped as much as the one on the advert.
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:52, Reply)