She hates steak
that's why I made it. She didn't eat it, so I wolfed down hers too then sat on the sofa and had a wank while she did the dishes. Then we sat in silence while I looked at some porn on teh internet. Then I went to the pub with some friends.

Woke up sprawled on her side of the bed with a kebab stuck to my face. She had got tired of my snoring and had gone to sleep on the sofa.

But she couldn't as I'd laid a nice cable on there after falling asleep in front of the telly naked before I made it upstairs.


So she just slept on the floor.

I only know that because I ended up kicking her when I came down for breakfast.

Ungrateful bitch made me get it myself.

And she didn't make me a cup of tea either.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:33, Reply)