A cunning plan
Peel the Orange and squeeze the peel into his eyes, blinding him.
Then to compound his confusion stick post it notes over his mouth and nose and play some Naplam Death through your I-Pod into his ears.

Rip the pages from your diary and begin to paper cut him all over, don't stop until the paper is too wet to continue.

While he writhes in pain quickly glass him in the face with your pint glass. While he is pulling shards of glass from his scalp, quickly download some kiddie porn onto your external hardrive, scoot around to his desk and upload it to his laptop. Cover your tracks on this bit.

As he crawls on the floor begging for mercy, quickly remove his trousers, rev up the helicopter and launch it at his nads.

Take photos with your phone and upload to youtwat for all the world to enjoy.




Piss on him.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:19, Reply)