this is the "Bert is lovely" thread
Bring feathers and balls of wool for me to play with, please.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:19, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good job Tulip.
Coax Bert out of the ladies thread and keep him occupied here while we chat.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:20, Reply)

*sighs*
yes, but to do that I'll probably have to get nekkid.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:21, Reply)

This is lies!
Bert is an awful, awful man.

He puts needles in my boobies, forces me to watch Skins, and he slept with my uncle. AND my dog.

RIP Poochie.

EDIT If Tulip gets naked, I'll do anything you all want.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:21, Reply)

@Tulip
It's for the cause.


You will probably get knighted.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:24, Reply)

*necks a pint of gin*
*strips*

Look at me! LOOK AT ME!

you made me do it. i hate myself.

*dances*

*is crying, inside*


edit@Blouse - oooh, does that mean I'd be Sir Happylittletulip then?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:26, Reply)

*wishes HLT would cry on the outside*
A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying.

Thank you, Bloodhound Gang
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Lab
nice
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:32, Reply)

@Mrs Monkeysex
It's only because your uncle's got better tits than you
(Bert Monkeysex2 loves teh cock, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:32, Reply)

@Lab
I have that in the car, I was listening to it this morning in fact!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:03, Reply)