Probably The sex that didn't happen
Just as a tip, at no stage of the foreplay scenario is heavy, drunken puking required or wanted. Especialy if you've knocked back 2 bottles of red wine, and eaten a fair bit of pasta, so the resultant spew resembles a weird twisted nest of white/purple slugs of what was presumably pasta and about a gallon of purple/red liquid sludge. As another tip - if you think you're going to get laid, don't drink too much!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:23, Reply)