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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
okay
Orgy in the woods
Once upon a time Morgan Freeman, Bert and Al caught
Miss Piggy and Kermit two other muppets fucking frantically in the woods.
Bert pounced on
Kermitother muppet and inserted his warty penis in
Kermitother muppets green passage. Al found the whole sight extremely erotic and started to stroke his throbbing member as his eyes were filled with a lifetimes worth of sexy images. Feeling left out, Morgan slapped his wrinkly phallus across
Miss Piggys other muppets pink cheeks. Beckjsbx taunted
Miss Piggy other muppets as tears rolled down her cheeks.
"I bet you have a beautiful cunt" she spat.
Miss Piggy other muppet look fearful as Becky threw Kermit of the porcine princess, casting him to Bert and Als mercy. Morgan meanwhile laughed and kept his rythmic slapping whilst Becky parted
Piggys other muppets oily, greased lips and inserted her feminine fist into her glistening hole
They then set
Kermitother muppet and
Piggy other muppet on fire, ate their barbecued flesh and lived happily ever after.
THE END.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:09,
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