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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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skoolkids and ciggiesA few months ago, one child from a group hanging outside a shop approached me and said
"'scuse me mate, will ya go inta shop for us, I want some ciggies?"
I replied "Certainly, but you'll have to wait a bit"
He said "Nice one mate." he starts collecting his coppers together "How long for?"
I said "About 4 years. Now fuck off"
Best ad lib I've ever done.
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